Washington Post's Mensa Invitation List

My Favorites:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Glibido: All talk and no action
7. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
8. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.